Who is this freak Joe Haynes? Why does this tantrom prone nit-wit get to have his own page?
Get real pal. Get a life!

Really dumb stuff that Joe Haynes does.

- Shouts at the television with a mouth full of food.
- Studies programming books. Dork!
- Scares his neighbors by pretending he is having a domestic dispute.
- Goes out to dinner with friends and pretends to not have his wallet.
- Still thinks there is a democratic party.
- Instead of tipping for meals says: "Here's a tip. Plant your corn early!"
- Sends dirty/Smutty birthday cards to his sister-in-laws.
- Steals toilet paper from work.
- Says: "That Kennedy guy. He was askin' for it."
- Blows a whistle into the phone when solicitors call.
- Shakes up the sodas in the company refrigerator (just before lunch).
- Makes fun of men who cry.
- Spikes the coffee at work with loads of sugar.
- For parties mixes Alpo with chives and calls it his special "Ritz Cracker dip."
- Feeds the neighborhood cats a mixture of tuna and chili powder.

He must be stopped. Brought to you by the Anti-Joe Haynes Coalition and the
Anti-Nitwit Federation of Concerned Scientists and Sarrogate Fathers.

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